{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}
{"fact":"An adult lion's roar can be heard up to five miles (eight kilometers) away.","length":75}
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{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"fact":"Unlike humans, cats cannot detect sweetness which likely explains why they are not drawn to it at all.","length":102}
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